High on drugs

*Breathe in, breathe out*

Firstly, I would like to say that I was sick for the past few days and guess what? My trial is ongoing. Fever, fever in a blink of an eye, like a hurricane it comes and goes. Taking away my time and causing me to rest. The result is.... I might get B for Math cause of my damn darn fever. Yes, I am blaming my damn darn fever. It made me sleep.
Hold on, be strong Jason! Be strong and hard... Sound's wrong I know. -_-

I wish... I was a part time director, random much. I am about to release the stress/hyper/crazy mode. =D

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" Senior Citizen Ninja Mutant Turtles! " By Jason Lai

This story revolves around a 63 years old man who lives a quiet life. He soon found out about the power of bra by covering his eyes with it. He felt the energy flowing, he felt like a young man. Not to mention the amount of hornyness rushing through the bloodstream. He then told Wilson about the awesome power. Wilson is his gay partner I mean... his old pal since young!

" Whaaaat?! You gotta BE KIDDING ME. Let me just stand far away from you before you wear it. " shouted Wilson with that shocked yet confused face.

" I can't stand looking at you " Wilson shouted. As far as eye can see, he saw an old man wearing a G-string pretending to be a ninja with that bra covering his eyes.

" Honesty is what I ask from you. Because I can't live with lies. I just want you to tell me the truth. Because I know, I can count on you. " replied by that old man with a soft yet girlish tone.

" Cuuuuuuut! "
*might not be continued*

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This stunning creation was a spontaneous imagination of Jason. Brain malfunction. Sorry, I am not a pervert LOL. I am just being random. My brain needs a rest from this poor hectic life of mine.

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" I wish I was someone special. Someone really special, to give you a new life, to take away all your pain, just like an angel. " I whispered softly to her ear. " I am deaf, can you do hand signs? " she replied.

Those words, those sentences, crushed my heart like a seven thousand kiloton of rocks.

And so, I did some hand motion and signs. She called me a clown.
I said I was serious but she said I was funny.
I said I really mean it but she said " yeaaa... right "
I told myself. " Aint she deaf? "
She said, pranked.

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If you're still reading this. You should be studying or doing something more important that reading this crap because I am gonna end it here. :)

Bye Humans,
Meowahahaha!
Moowahahaha!
Quackahahaha!
Animals makes humans perfect, because of them bone chewing exist. =)